i will commit a million crimes until he arrests me.
(Source: adoradordepelos, via cumfort)
yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha
WHERE are they getting this stuff !!
Do you ever have to pee so bad then you go to the bathroom and you can’t pee. Oh my the worst thing ever!!! I’m having a pee phobia right now how weird
i just wanna do romantic stuff like wake you up with a blowjob
(Source: sex-like-a-nympho, via taintedessences)
wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy